Because we all know that all the agencies of the US Government work together seamlessly to develop and implement policy:

FDA: Protect the children from radiation

TSA: Protecting the public from terrorists requires us to irradiate the public

FDA: Radiation is bad

TSA: Radiation is good

FDA: Too much radiation for kids is bad

TSA: Radiation is harmless

FDA: Think of the children!

TSA: The children might be terrorists

Anyone else surprised?

This is an abomination of nature. What's next -- beer that is fermented without alcohol production? This madness must end.

Actually, courts are split on this. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has been consistently holding that licenses of copyrighted works are not sales and therefore not subject to the first sale doctrine. See Vernor v. Autodesk and Omega v. Costco (Omega deals with a license of copyrighted content and first sale but the content is not digital).

Rickrolling is the G-rated version of linking every comment to goatse.cx. Then Slashdot started putting [realdomainname.tld] after every link.

Oh those goatse.cx linkers ... what will they think of next?

See my sig. Of course, no one ever listens to me.

Almost. If it sort of looks like a duck and sort of quacks like a duck then it is sort of a duck.

Now how am I going to skip commercials? Doesn't TiVo use the volume difference to determine where the commercials begin and end?

Don't you mean "you're" instead of "your" ?

Maroon.

#include

int main()

{

printf("Goodbye Dennis and thanks for all the code!");

}