Tattoo "TERRORIST" across their foreheads too.
Put neon lights on their homes.
Force them to put "I am a TERRORIST" at the start of every sentence they speak.

US Govamnent's inconsistent standards are adversely affecting our ability to counter violent Islamist extremism in real life.

Didn't zombified nazi's just take over Norway a year or two ago? Never underestimate zombies!

Depends on the manufacturer.

That's all my outlook calendar does... :(

They're worried about big heavy electric powered vehicles not paying them taxes. Not a problem right now obviously, but ya gotta think ahead just in case this electric thing takes off ya'know!

Yeah, well some guy had a talk here last month about something nuclear and he had some pretty bar graphs and even a picture of a monkey. It was quite entertaining because I was on schrooms but I'm pretty sure he (and he was wayyyyy smart but I don't know his name so you can't check it out for yourself) totally thought the problem wasn't a big deal.

I work from home you insensitive clods!

Right, wrong, he's the guy with the money.

Well, that depends on the climate. See, in Canada your chances of getting bitten by a small poisonous insect are pretty damn low.

And yes, I'll gladly rather take my chances with 6 months of potential frost bite over sneaky one bite and you die bugs.

Not having the same font as every website since 1990 is kind of the point...