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So, my grandmother got a new Dell with Windows XP on it and you know it's never had a virus. That's because it blue screens before she can read her e-mail!
So, how many patent lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Like, loads because they would have to patent the process or something.
Women eh? Is anybody here married?
Thank you. Here's another: why didn' the RIAA cross the road? Because they don't get it!
That's all from me tonight. You've been a lovely audience.I'd just like to remind you that all my material is Open Source and can be downloaded from my website at www.geocities.com/~BobHaxor288/jokes in PDF format."
Christ, I must be bored.
I may read, but it's not the same without the total crap you guys came out with day after day. (I like to think I've contributed some fetid dingo's kidneys as well.) Special pr0pz to on by, fucky, gazbo, flaw, NFTs, govtcheez and many others.
Actually I'm at work so I can't do anything about the IP address - it was posting from here as King of Chat which got me banned - mainly due to some suspect moderation.
Slashcode updates seem to be particularly annoying - I'm sure before that if you hit the 20 seconds thing before, just going "back", "submit" would be OK. Now it seems to start the 20 seconds all over again. Bollocks.
PS No hangover today.
Actually, I think I'll go for a traditional remedy. Guinness.
During 7/4 there seem to have been fewer anonymous cowards. Doe that mean that patriotic americans have trouble with the login process? I think we should be told. Or not.
Monotony report looking good. Be nice to have "most replies to a -1 post". Might just post a load of crap (or repeated copies of the SSB) to get on the list today.
Really ought to organise the first round of voting in the Trollies (see previous diary). Or maybe I should do some work.
You know you want to.
This morning seems like a good time to do documentation.
I think I might get drunk and acquire a hangover.
I was thinking of creating a new account called "Karma Suicide Bomber" to see if I can offend people.
I see that the cricket is poised between a draw and an England win. Fine.
I made a chillum last night out of copper pipe and a radiator valve. All because I was too lazy to go to the shops and buy papers.