So, my grandmother got a new Dell with Windows XP on it and you know it's never had a virus. That's because it blue screens before she can read her e-mail!
So, how many patent lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Like, loads because they would have to patent the process or something.
Women eh? Is anybody here married?
Thank you. Here's another: why didn' the RIAA cross the road? Because they don't get it!
That's all from me tonight. You've been a lovely audience.I'd just like to remind you that all my material is Open Source and can be downloaded from my website at www.geocities.com/~BobHaxor288/jokes in PDF format."