This is definitely absolute rubbish. You will notice that we are all born and all going to die - it's just a matter of when and how. Even in Western Europe within living memory a lot of people starved to death during the second world war but that sort of consideration never makes it into these reviews...
Oh, for some mod points. I thought that here of all places someone would have watched and liked starwars...
RIP Carrie Fisher
[The Plaintiff] also sues on behalf of the United States of America in the nature of a private attorney general, under theories of a derivative action, as well as a third party beneficiary of any relevant agreement[s] Defendant Snowden executed and other obligations he breached.
Anytime you see the phrase "Private Attorney General", run... (it's one of those freemason-of-the-land catchphrases).
3. Upon information and belief, Plaintiff, and the American people he represents have a recognized right to seek derivative and direct and indirect relief against officials who have a duty to act under the extraordinary facts of this case and recoup for the United States Government, the Plaintiff and all others similarly situated.
Yeaahhh... uh-huh, sure.
The complaint is actually signed by a practicing attorney. I'm shocked it wasn't pro-se.
[...] to the nearest runway at Dulles International Airport [...]
Far more likely to take him to Andrews AFB.
But then Places like Comcast pay nearly minimum wage for the poor guys that do video conversion and upload, so if done late in the day the chance that they will just copy and call it done is high.
Sounds like that's the place to attack then - hand the minimum wage guy a USB stick and a bag of money.
And none of the 9/11 Terrorists flew first class because why spend the extra money if you're going to crash or blow up the plane?
Uhhh, dude... all but one of the 9/11 Hijackers flew first or business class (mostly first) on their various flights.
"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code." -- an anonymous programmer
