Comment: Re:job (Score -1) 12
Your mom made $10/hr taking it in the dumpster by longshoremen.
Comment: Re:I wasn't aware this was unethical... (Score -1) 388
Angry neckbeards.
Comment: THIS time EVERYTHING is DIFFERENT! (Score 1) 124
What's the difference between 2008 and 1929?
Not enough bankers jumping from windows.
Not enough bankers jumping from windows.
Comment: Re:Why? (Score 1) 388
that would suck so bad to be KTK'd for something even more imaginary and worthless than the usual little green pieces of paper.
Comment: Re:I'll pass on this one (Score 1) 459
What good is it to live a long time if you can't eat what you like to eat?
The four basic food groups are good enough for me - caffeine, nicotine, bacon, and pussy. Without those, life has very little meaning.
Rinsed down with a good homebrew. Gotta get your B-complex vitamins somewhere.
Comment: Re:Atkin's Diet (Score 1) 459
Fair enough that Atkins wasn't killed by his diet, still, fact: he died young.
Seventy-two isn't young. It's rather close to the life expectancy in the US, IIRC. And more to the point: it doesn't fucking matter if he died young, considering his death had zero relation to his diet.
Comment: AK or AR (Score 1) 121
Which is the better battle rifle, an AK-47/74 type or an AR-15/M-16/M-4 type? Please give your criteria as well as your answer.
Bonus: favorite handgun platform/caliber that isn't a
Comment: Re:This is not news; it is also not PC (Score 1) 426
Oh, I read it carefully enough. The goal of feminism is to provide equality to women in society, and this includes distributing the responsibility of child-rearing to both genders.
Then why do most feminist groups object to presumed shared parenting scenarios in divorce situations?
Comment: Re:Fixed the Problem (Score 1) 426
Your solution to being paid less than male colleagues is to eliminate the male colleagues?
Third wave feminism for you.
Comment: Re:Just don't get it (Score 1) 133
Issues, much?
Comment: close the pod bay door, HAL (Score 5, Funny) 764
Sorry Dave, I can't let you brew that.
I'd damn sure reprogram his memory banks with an very large axe for that kind of insubordination.
Comment: Re:So will it be patchable through your phone? (Score -1) 261
HAHHAHA!!! That's fucking HILARIOUS!! Micro$ucks!
clean the cheetos our of your neckbeard, you window-licking retard.
Comment: Re:"pro-Russian forces in Crimea" (Score 1) 478
That's exactly what he meant. I know, sarcasm can be hard to detect online.
Comment: Re:All these hackers (Score 0) 58
I feel kinda bad for getting this.
I'm just going to imagine that you mean that the guys are big fat slobs with saggy manmaries, and Angelina is a fit young woman with perky breasts. Yes that's it.
That's part of it, but it was also a shitty, obnoxious 'joke' about Jolie's preventive double mastectomy.
Comment: Re:Almost as if (Score 2) 127
Whether they have a place on the modern battlefield is equal to the question of whether infantry has a place on the modern battlefield. If they do, then having a mobile infantry is an advantage.
Mobile infantry made me the man I am today.