"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God." (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5 October 1962).

I love how you persist in this idiotic delusion.

Judge: Show us the partition we're asking for.
Taco Cowboy: They're encrypted using a password that was derived from a very interesting algorithm using multiple...
Judge: I find you in contempt. See you in a few days. If you don't present it then you'll stay in contempt.
TC (being carried away): But but but but the algorithm!

That's precisely part of the problem. Security isn't about CYA it's about catching bad guys and not arresting innocent people (the latter seems to be forgotten a lot). And this CYA behavior is being reinforced by "management" rather than discouraged. So if somebody find a battery on the ground near a building and suggests "it looks suspicious" then all the way up the line people are thinking "IT'S A BOMB DESTROY IT" without any justification or disagreement.

So it's used more like squid than Apache?

If asking a stupid question that's answered within the article isn't a reason to mod-down a post then what is? C'mon mods, do your thing!

Really? It costs them nothing? Then they should buy out *all* the ad spaces! They'll make a fortune!

Same - the only reason I run Windows XP at home at ALL is because Turbo Tax stopped working under Windows NT 4.1...

News that matters. Nobody cares about Windows Phones.

This is true. In fact there is *more* evidence for Santa seeing as I got many presents from him as a kid. Jesus? Not so much...

I love how "no belief" is categorized as "belief"...

Atheism is a term that shouldn't exist. Non-belief is the default assumption when one doesn't know whether something does exist (i.e. there isn't enough evidence to support it). If I told you "elves exist" you would be "aelf" until shown otherwise (unless you were a credulous moron). Most atheists don't believe in God in *exactly* the same way they don't believe in Santa Claus and for the same reasons.