Most of the ranches and farms around here are smaller ones, completely family run and usually with both adults working a second full time job. All of them are 10+ miles outside cable and dsl coverage, so 3g service is the only hope for any real internet access ($20 dialup over mechanical switched phonelines that are older than me, second phone line is another $60/month). And the terrain is so hilly even the ones just outside town can't get the wireless internet offered for $100/month by the local ISP.
And yeah, the sound recognition one was for humor. Th figured the "Holyshit it's a bear!" call part would tip people off. Crows couldn't give a shit about a bear beyond possible leftovers.
Though it is nice to see people on the opposite end than the urbanites who've never been to an area that wasn't 90% contrete and asphalt. Even if you are just as incapable of seeing a situation any different from your own.