Antarctica (Score 1)

I would move to Antarctica. Right under the giant hole in the ozone layer. Fucking Bush and his green house gases... I told him the other day that he has got to stop producing them. I just can't get him to realize that carbon dioxide and CFCs are not marketable products, he just doesn't listen. Oh, better yet. Move to Sealand! I bought Absinthe from them once. That makes it a cool place, right?