Comment Dollar Store Equivalent. (Score 4, Funny) 150
Best of all, you can get them at the dollar store.
You should go everywhere accompanied by a young, nubile swimsuit model in a revealing costume.
No matter how many cameras there are, any cameras directed by a male surveillance team won't be looking at you....
[Cough]Ron Jeremy[/cough]
Yeah, yer right, why would the Air Force and Navy need weather satellites.
For target practice?
All the conic-section fuels are unstable.
Except for the circle of course.
Now! Now! Let's not go off on a tangent.
Having sex with a spy is on my bucket list.
"Never mind why. Just clip this lapel mic to your blouse."
Orcus is a plutino, locked in a 2:3 resonance with Neptune, making two revolutions around the Sun to every three of Neptune's. This is much like Pluto, except that it is constrained to always be in the opposite phase of its orbit from Pluto: Orcus is at aphelion when Pluto is at perihelion and vice versa. Because of this, along with its large moon Vanth that recalls Pluto's large moon Charon, Orcus has been seen as the anti-Pluto.
Orcus and Pluto have "mirror image" orbits, and are both tied to Neptune's orbit. Then it struck me that that makes them like Jupiter's trojan satellites, or the asteroid that is in a horseshoe orbit around Earth.
Pluto just happens to be in a gravitational "sweet spot" with respect to Neptune. Orcus is at another. That gravitational sweet spot also explains why Pluto has five moons, and maybe even rings. Pluto is just a piece of dirty ice that got caught in a gravity divot. Same with its moons. Apparently, all of the other Kuiper belt "planet candidates" are also in gravitational resonance with Neptune.
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.