Sealclubber, Turtle Tamer. Disco Bandit, Accordion Thief. Pastamancer, Saucerer. The eteranal golden triangle of Kingdom of Loathing! www.kingdomofloathing.com

Neil Blomkamp rocks!

Yes, he wrote a new series. Meh. I preferred his "Mordant's Need" series.

78 is not old... Okay maybe it is old. Get off my lawn dagnabit!

Who is cloning RFIDs yet? Seriously, who?

Young whipper-snappers! Back when I wanted a secure DNS server, I had to use djbdns! And this was before it was it was open-sourced, no apt-get or rpm -i for me. Why back in my days, you had to set your IP address yourself, none of this new-fangled DHCP.... mutter mutter Arcnet! mutter...

Sounds like someone was doing 'Difficult Data Retrieval'

I bought my wife a new laptop, upgraded the hard drive in her old one and used that. Works well!

Marketing execs change all the time. Each one says "Hey! I have an idea...." The programmer who is asked to put in the cheat is not wildly enthusiastic about the idea, knows it won't work and does a quick and dirty hack.

Runs in dosbox!

Pics^^^W Replication or it didn't happen.

1 Million user details or it's not news!

ETSI = European Telecommunications Standards Institute. (It's not obvious from the article.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Telecommunications_Standards_Institute

Porting is so hard. If only we had the source code...

Welcome! Now we are two.