They need to build a dvd player that will also last 1,000 years and prey that DRM in the future will let them play it.

Please put down your watchtower, you have 20 seconds to comply.

I still like X-Wing alliance an Half life 2, they are great games and run great on reasonably modern pc's

Maybe he just needs a new set of double A's, drop an energizer and he'll keep on going, and going, and going.

I am so, so sorry.

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The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
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Go Team America Fuck Yeh!

God lives in my pocket, it's the only way I can explain how a simple piece of straight string can tie it's self into such a complex ball of knots, Kent Hovind told me that extra information (such as knots) can't form naturally and adding energy (by say walking) is destructive ergo god is in my pocket tangling all my strings. Bastard.

That's a bad analogy. A clear link between obesity, poor diet and high blood pressure have been shown; the same can not be said for Man made CO2 and global warming.

1000GW Is not that much, it could barely power 826 DeLorean's

Get on your Segways/recumbent bikes/cars and do multiple drive by photo shootings of the neighborhood and upload them to Google maps. In fact use a smart phone that way it can be uploaded on the fly Bwmahahahahah!

Well seat belts came in around the late 60's... I think what they mean is the fundamental craft was sound (in the same way that cars are still fairly car-shaped) however they are now adding ABS, Air bags and a musical horn.

Great, just great. I leave the radio on for the cats now I've got to convince them that come pledge time to send in a donation, do you know how hard it is to get a cat to do anything? Let alone reach Golden Producer level donations.

Come on apple we all know it's just a freaking HCSD card in there and they do not cost that much.

Come on, what next Vermont only allowing black cars so the climate systems don't have to work as hard in winter?

There is no way this can pass legislation.