The world would be a lot better off if everyone spoke English and wrote in ASCII, the way God intended.

Busybox is simpler

Or you could just game the photo. -hot.jpg, or -bikini.jpg, the find is all you need.

mkdir, find.

Civil rights are all fine and dandy, but in war if you capture the enemy you gotta make 'em talk! What's a little high colonic compared to war? Good for Bush and Cheney!

Given the way my woman purred this morning, must be a third category. Those who reject the leftist Malthusian environmental orthodoxy and seek to live the best life possible through technology and, yes, high energy consumption. If I need to haul rocks, I can do it. If I need to give 5 people a ride, and all their gear, that too. Try that with your Smart car!. Heck, I could put one of those in my truck's bed.

I drive a brand new F-150 to work alone every morning, and I feel like the king of the road!

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

It's the digital version of folding up all my junk snail mail into one of the prepaid postage envelopes some advertisers provide and sending it back. I wish everyone did it.

Eventually the Euros will tire of Putin's games and will yield to powerful American energy technology. It is inevitable. Death to Putin. Death to Russia.

Fry the traitor. Make an example out of him.

My Fedora machine stands ready on Slashdot. Muslim trolling at 50 paces!

In the meantime, I'll drive my F-150 crew cab alone to work. Damn thing is huge!

Talk is cheap chump. You're still here. You can keep that socialist garbage at home. Beats walking behind a ox in a rice paddy, don't it?

"I will build a car for the great multitude. It will be large enough for the family, but small enough for the individual to run and care for. It will be constructed of the best materials, by the best men to be hired, after the simplest designs that modern engineering can devise. But it will be so low in price that no man making a good salary will be unable to own one — and enjoy with his family the blessing of hours of pleasure in God's great open spaces." -- Henry Ford.

These words might have been written into the Constitution. Good luck to you nihilists who are trying to suplant them.