Comment The I.T. Surge (Score 0) 276
Scrum Master: OK, let's go around the room and do our stand-up for they day. We've got a week or two to straighten this thing out.
Mary: Ummm...I'm trying not to kill myself today, hopefully no one will notice if I spend the day in the rest room.
Tan: Well, I started my review of the backround 3rd-party insurance-module interfaces. So far, mock objects are in place. I'm thinking we should implement something?
Bob: I'm working on name-tags, the holiday schedule, and the Submit button.
Assan: I'm new.
Scrum Master: OK, does anyone have any blocking issues for today?
Bob: Uh, I'm not (air-quotes) technically a programmer, but I can make some killer PowerPoints.
Tan: Right now, I just have these fan-fold printouts of the code. Also, I've never done COBOL before. Oh, and can I get a computer?