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We recently replaced our microwave oven with a newer model. We now have the means (the old microwave) to conduct fun experiments! What entertaining experiments would /.ers recommend and in what order? We'd like the final experiment to be the MOST entertaining! ;-) BTW: We'll be using a GoldStar model MA-6802 with 120V 8.5A single phase input manufactured 02/1994. It uses turnable dials instead of touch-panel/LCD controls.

Hopefully, this will become a place where I can keep track of all my barbecue visits.

Groove Salad
Cryosleep

Doors greatest hits
Pink Floyd: Division Bell
Enigma
Sade

Def Leopard: Hysteria
Faith no more

Lee Greenwood (God bless the USA, etc...)
A decent National Anthem
This land is your land (and jib-jab version)

she drives me crazy
loverboy
wicked game

Most common video game behavior used in the real world?

• Mentally arranging tetris blocks amongst everyday objects.
• Walking sideways around corners.
• Evaluating public places for sniper nests or kill zones.
• Heightened anxiety near a flickering overhead light.
• Double jump instead of stairs.
• Eating giant mushrooms.
• My persistent universe is a real world!

Just so I never forget:

!!!! NEVER USE REGISTERFLY !!!!
!!!! NEVER USE REGISTERFLY !!!!
!!!! NEVER USE REGISTERFLY !!!!
!!!! NEVER USE REGISTERFLY !!!!

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They do NOT have any phone support!

They do NOT have any escelation procedures for problems that continue to go unresolved.

Their servers go down for DAYS at a time!

Submitted for ./ consideration. Recorded here for posterity's sake...

Beginning journal entry number 1... Is this suppossed to be like those 3-5 sentance ephiphanies that Doogie Howser had at the end of each week's episode? If so, I've nothing quite so deep to impart today. Cheers!