If you layer a guitar with enough delay, chorus, compression, tube distortion, tape saturation, EQ, and maybe some octave effects, even a rudimentary player is going to sound pretty killer.

Rubbish. I can strum about three chords from memory and six if I study them before playing.

The only way you could make me sound like Clapton, Page or Blackmore would be to erase all my shit and record them over the top.

Like the new name - "Moregayer" - is any better in that respect.

This. If the sequence is ABCD then with the adverts it goes ABC[adverts]BCD.

There was one on youtube about WW2 where I lost count of how many times HMS Hood was sunk.

With the attention spans the current litter of hiptarded fucksters have, a typical pop ditty seems to them like 2112 or Shine On You Crazy Diamond to a normal person.

Autotune can only do so much.

UK readers may have seen an episode of The One Show about it, they just couldn't get Adrian Chiles to sound right.

It was submitted by schwit1.

If it said the sky was blue I'd look outside to check.

It drives itself a bit - enough to make an idiot think it drives itself totally.

It's like the automation equivalent of uncanny valley.

Why don't you remake it?

In PowerPoint, of course.

The Beetles

Did you mean The Roches?

Needs a bit more Cowell!

Hang on...

Do we know that with 100% certainty? If not it makes sense to hedge the bet a little.

A Brown Bess doesn't use primers.

I'm vegan

It's a shame mosquitoes aren't.

I seem to be foie gras & filet mignon to them. My wife never gets bitten.

Don't worry about the bacteria getting out of hand. If necessary we'll kill them with a virus. Or gorillas.

Most of Greece's population don't pay tax not because they don't want to, but because they're out of fucking work.

One slight flaw with that logic: they weren't paying taxes before either.

Someone did a study comparing the number of expensive cars to the number of people whose declared income was sufficient to afford them. Guess which was larger?