the country has access to fiat currency printing, meaning they will print as much as they need to cover any loss to insured deposits

... which will boost inflation and reduce the value of everyone's money.

Perhaps he's been listening the that IBM guy from 1968.

Have you seen the breadth of things Amazon sells?

If they aren't selling it already, give them time and they will be.

http://www.mondaq.com/x/296274...

I used to know a guy who was obsessed with ITIL. You know, like this place is with 3D printing and Elon Musk's farts..

My eyes glazed over. Then again, I remember how iso 9000 was going to cure cancer and bring peace to the Middle East...

He was already on a yellow card. Actually a whole deck of them, becoming deeper and deeper orange. He should have been more careful.

I can take Top Gear or leave it; it seems to be all about set-up stunts these days. Clarkson has presented some very good historical documentaries, give him credit for that.

I don't think TG is produced in an office. Also, your concept of on and off the clock doesn't apply either.

If you can make it work, you passed!

On the other hand, you're a hacker and probably a terrorist. So you failed.

Scissoring? That's disgusting!

Ummm, can I watch?

So if I work night shifts I'm allowed to beat people up over breakfast?

It's funded by a fee that's difficult to escape

Tell me about it. The other day I tried really really hard and I just couldn't manage to not buy a TV.

Not really. His spelling was pretty good and he started his sentences with capital letters.

The headline says NYC, the summary says Alaska, but even that's not another 5k miles. And there might already be a road there.

I think I'm almost as confused as the author.

There defiantly needs to be a fix

If there is, I'll ignore it!

the size and weight are below a servant thresholds

Are we talking a slightly portly butler, or a skinny scullery-maid?

Don't delete anything, comment it out! You never know, you might need to put it back.

https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/...

How on earth does increased accuracy increase the temptation to use one?

Take out NAS North Island, military target. US gets annoyed. World opinion unpredictable, depending on what led up to it. US might nuke you a bit in return. Might let you off if you say sorry and surrender immediately, pretty please, blaming rogue elements etc.

Take out San Diego, massive civilian casualties plus fallout and shit. US will be more than a bit cross. World opinion will be mostly on their side, apart from anyone stupid enough to listen to Putin. US almost certain to blow you to fuck.