Why is this modded as "funny"? It should be "Informative".

Shoot at them with my .22 rifle using sub-sonic ammunition and a drilled out potato attached to the end of the muzzle.

If that were true that everybody could be induced in Hypnosis, everybody would be Pentecostal.

The internet has ads? Since when? I haven't seen an ad online since 2004 since I learned about Privoxy, and the hosts file modification, and later Ad-Block, and Ghostery. I refuse to use the internet without ad blocking. For fuck sake, I even have all ads blocked on my smartphone. I NEVER see ads online.

Yes, you are. :)

Lock picks are completely legal to own in WA state without any permits, licences, or prior authorization. Any private citizen may also purchase these tools without any restrictions. What is illegal, is to use them in the commission of a crime; just as it is with any other random tool or device.

For the nigger.

Rub your pillock against another bloke's arse, and toss him off at the same time.

You forgot to rub your pillock against another bloke's prat, and toss him off at the same time.

Like the Xbox 360?

Work minimum wage for the rest of your life, and quit your bitching. After all, being completely willing to take minimum wage for the rest of your life will ensure that you will never be priced out of the market. Quit your bitching, and so long as you get paid, work for it. I am willing to do anything for minimum wage. I highly doubt I will ever even make $25,000 per year. Do I have goals beyond keeping myself and small family alive? Nope. I will likely die at work on the clock. Dreams are for people who have too much time on their hands. If you have time to "dream", you could be using that time to work and make money. Get a grip on reality, before reality gets a grip on you. "Dreaming" is for college students who have no realistic expectations out of life, and think everything will be handed to them just for breathing. Guess what? You don't get "extra credit" for breathing. Now keep up with the market, and realize what you are worth. Absolutely nothing. You are easily replaceable.

Because a bunch of bush niggers that have no electricity, safe running water, agricultural system, modern health care, houses constructed with modern materials up to code, mobile phones, computers, etc could REALLY benefit from having broadband access while outrunning a lion chasing their ass for food. That makes a lot of sense.

Fixed it for you.

or if you lose it, a 6' long broom stick works well enough to change the channel, adjust the volume, and turn of the TV from the comfort of your chair. Hint: tape a cotton ball to the end of the stick that hits the buttons, so you don't accidently break them when you miss your target. Put white masking tape on your buttons so they are more easily visible.