She habitually wears pearls. And she's clutching them right now.

It must be SO HARD being a white male!

It was until I got my Patriarchy Card. Not only does it allow me to commit rape, lynch blacks, and cut the line at Disney World, it also gets me 20% off at Applebees.

It appears the swatting victim here was a white male gamer. I have it on good authority that white male gamers are always the perpetrators and never the victims. Therefore this story is a fabrication of the patriarchy meant to distract from the horrors being inflicted on women and people of color. Like being mentioned on twitter.

Somebody did write clit (also known as "convert lit") -- it was a project to remove the DRM from Microsoft Reader books. Since it was different times when the group now known as SJWs were on the wane, and no one ever cared about Microsoft Reader anyway, it got relatively little hate.

The military needs to post a few names and addresses themselves. They'll look like regular houses but they'll actually be guard posts. If anyone shows up and starts shooting, they end up dead.

Or bite the bullet and build massive pipelines all the way across the country. Or desalinization plants and shorter pipelines I suppose. Of course, both projects require ridiculous amounts of energy, labor, and land, and as a result haven't really been feasible since the 1930s.

What makes you think anything has changed? Teenagers are still going to drive like teenagers (sure, the spoiled brats will be worse, but not the only problems) and they still have more time and motivation to figure out things like this than their parents, even if their parents are tech-savvy.

Spoiled brats don't have to deal with consequences. Spoiled brats will drive like assholes.

My first car was a piece of shit and I still drove it like I stole it. And if my parents had a technology like this one, I'd have had to explain to them how to set it up.

While it makes sense to have the Authorities to look at and interview the victim^Hsoftware tester, putting a 72 hour mental health hold on someone is hard.

No it isn't, at least not in Pennsylvania. You just need a mental health professional to sign a paper saying the person is a danger to themselves or others

20 years ago, my house was made of biodegradable wood. It is still usable today.

Yeah. Because it was coated in plastic or some other non-degradable substance.

No, insubstantial difference. That is, if the "bloodline" is a shorthand for real physical things, cloning does not break it. If it's some sort of nonphysical woo, sure, cloning could break it, but nonphysical woo isn't real.

If they want to make arbitrary rules for their horse-breeding game, I'm fine with that. But I'm not going to pretend they're anything but arbitrary rules.

However, it has nothing to do with purity. English is famously a language which mugs other languages for their vocabulary. But just because it is impure and inconsistent doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I saw that article, but while it claims the numbers are from the DoJ, there's no cite and the link is dead. I'm fairly sure it's referring to the same study and the interpretation of the number has been perverted.

Appears to be false; the statistic of 40% relates to the percentage of American men who have been arrested by age 23, not the percentage of working-age Americans with a criminal record. It includes juvenile arrests for status offenses (e.g. truancy, underaged drinking) and also arrests for which there was no conviction.

I've been arrested (twice, even), and I do not have a "criminal record". First arrest all charges were dropped and the arrest record expunged, second arrest was for a matter not rising to the level of a criminal offense (NYC ordinance "violation"); I took adjournment in contemplation of dismissal (does not require an admission of guilt).