Those homicides are the reason we have security gaurds with guns at the entrances to Banks and not elementry schools.

Aside from an armed courier making cash drops, I've never seen armed guards at any of the US banks I've been in. Bank personnel are trained not to resist robbers, just cooperate and get them out of there quickly.

I thought a MOOC was the guy who hung out with Thundarr the Barbarian.

Praise the Ford and pass the soma!

Because you touch yourself at night.

The Filter song "Hey Man, Nice Shot" was written about that incident.

Was R Budd Dwyer the other one?

As recently as 2007, David Hahn was up to old tricks and it's literally written on his face if you see the mugshot.

Probably because of the peanut butter they smeared on there.

Occam, guys, Occam

Mod +1 for random reference to The Critic.

When you park, place a small inflatable pool on the ground where the wheels will go. When the wheels are in the middle of the pool, inflate and fill with water.

That might take care of the fire ants, but now you've got a prime mosquito breeding ground surrounding your camper.

Michael Collins would chime in also, but he's busy circling the block.

Your company is very lucky, those guys from the 1990's don't mind being paid solely in slap bracelets and Milli Vanilli records.

The downside is that he never shuts up about that new OS/2.

Mod +1 Run & tell that, homeboy.

Oh and Peter Pan will likely never be in the public domain...

On Barrie's death, Great Ormand Street Hospital (a London childrens hospital) was given the copyright in perpetuity.

Before they went with IP location, they experimented with a challenge/response system to verify UK citizenship:

Which number Elizabeth are we up to now?

What do you call potatoes that are thinly sliced, fried, and sold in foil bags?

Translate this sentence into cockney: "hello friend, I have a stomachache"