Comment Re:Just one observation (Score 1) 198
I'll bet PETA's going to have a field day with this.
I'll bet PETA's going to have a field day with this.
Dear Congress,
I believe that if you see the attached graph (Fig 1), you'll see that the stock market has been doing quite well in general since my birth. However, lately, I've been quite annoyed, and as such the the world wide financial health has been shaken (see attached Fig 2). I request a meager 10 million USD to support me to help alleviate this situation. I promise you that things in the US economy will get worse in the coming months if you do not heed this request. I will need at least 100 thousand USD to get me thru the next 4 months. In light of the other economic stimulus packages of late, I'm sure you'll agree this is a small request well within reason and I assure you it will be absolutely worth the investment. I urge you to not spend a moment more thinking about this and cough up the money immediately, lest you fall behind in the world market of funding me.
Thank you.
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first. -- Blaise Pascal