I don't have a question for Linus Torvalds, but I do have a story about asking Linus Torvalds a question. Back when I first started using Linux in 1995, I couldn't get the 'top' utility to run after a kernel update. I was only a kid at the time, and for whatever reason I figured the best approach was to just email Linus Torvalds himself to ask how to fix it. Little did I realize that would have been like emailing Bill Gates for help because a driver didn't install correctly on Windows. Surprisingly, Linus wrote back and explained that I needed to update my version of procps (or whatever it was called at the time). Linus, if you are reading this comment, I'd like to say thanks again for the tech support. ;^)

Grow a sack.

No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to 20 years ago.

Then you're a moron.

it's possessive, not plural you fuckwit.

I like how you speak your opinions as fact.

What the fuck do you know? Probably not too much, you twat-waffle.

you're a fuckwit. Yes, I talking about the improper use of a comma.

Time consuming? Hyperbole much?

please, just stfu.

the chicken sandwich is a reference to chick-fil-a, you fuckwit.

12 or 13 comments for a story that has been on the front page for almost an hour.... things sure have changed at the ol' slashdot watering hole.

Spoken like a true douchebag! Congrats!

I'm sure it mostly has to do with stretching yourself.

Like I give a fuck what you think.

Fyodor is a fraud.

http://slashdot.org/~sllort/jo...

You're confused.