It's now 1D
of my semen!
it's already on Uranus
but we don't want to start an interplanetary war
because iMaps had citizens crashing into military buildings.
Let's send up chimps like we used to.
Tsk tsk, Hipsters
Quit being dense. He was specifically referring to the person that jacks the car, not bystanders.
The results, surprisingly, are mixed
Why is that surprising?
Uh, I don't see a lot of halfies in your link. A front engine block may be preventing an outright split, while in a Tesla the "engines" are more distributed. Whether this means gas cars are "safer" or not in practice is another matter.
Maybe the distributed nature of Tesla's engines means that side impacts are safer at the expense of front impacts.
Two half-people dying equals one whole person dying.
except on Tuesday during Fizbin games.
Elon Musk can no longer say that no one's ever died in a Tesla automobile crash [because a thief died stealing one].
Don't underestimate the adaptability of a good marketer:
"No owner has ever died in a Tesla crash"
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.