He thinks he's a computer guru because he is surrounded by sycophants telling him how awesome and smart he is. But he's not.

Square Pants on the job. He'll collect the #hit out of those jellyfish or they'll follow him home for a fantastic disco jam.

Cherry 2000

An up-and-coming, self-righteous, loved and respected (pretty much universally except by its indigenous population) economic dynamo with its first Olympics affirming her new stature. Now they just need to solve their local soccer-match dismemberment frenzies, child trafficking and rampant kidnappings of even middle-class targets and it'll be a regular Portuguese-speaking Mayfield from "Leave It To Beaver"

...and a family-sized bag of Cheetos ought to do the trick.

"rock star developer"

...and with my new pacemaker, I feel like a new.. AAaaaargh....ZzRK***POP***sizzle***pop*** NGGGGGGGGGGah....

"As a former Marine, I have some experience with hand grenades, and I can assure you that every case of grenades comes with an entire booklet of warnings, written in dense legalese" That a flat-out lie. Total fabrication. There's no "legalese" or booklet, otherwise. An Armed Forces member is governed under martial law the second he or she swears the oath. Your Constitutional rights are suspended until you have completed your six year obligation and receive your formal discharge at that time. People under martial law cannot sue the government which hold said law over them. Therefore, 'legalese" booklets do not exist since there is absolutely no liability for the contractor to the service member. This concept is spelled out early and often in the service member's career and is common knowledge to anyone who has served. Grenades, like any other ordnance, comes in marked containers and each grenade's description (smoke, frag, etc.) and military nomenclature is printed on the individual grenade. There are no fucking "booklets,"

All of these garbage political/social projects to supposedly increase American kids' achievement in science are just that: feel good garbage. Lowering standards only goes so far until real work and real achievement are required.

I'm still on 9600 baud you insensitive clout!

This is going to be fun to watch!

that it's a bad idea and a deathtrap.

While it's true that hardware remains viable longer, Win 8 is AWFUL. I bought two new PCs and specifically sought out ones with W7 licenses.

huh? You mean idiot average users won't have to wait 30 seconds or so while their idiot YouTube videos buffer? Greeeeeeat.

...was supposed to be a cure-all for everything from depression to criminal behavior. The more things change, the more they stay the same.