Bah.
You say "underwater habitat", I say "mom's basement".

And rightly so. It's well documented that Linux users are all a bunch of dangerous extremists

The government that gives you anonymizing routers so you can subvert your oppressive government. And then develops attacks on said anonymizing networks. WHAAAAA???!!

Who needs common sense when you can hire an army of lawyers to clog up the courts with your idiocy?

that one caught on fire, burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp

Not for Nathan Myhrvold.

If the skin on your fish is going in silver and coming out brown, you're doing it fucking wrong!

We're talking those idjits at Greenpeace, here. Anybody that was on the fence on this just went with the NSA.
They should have done a promo showing all the LOLCATS the NSA's put in GITMO, people'd burn the place down then.

Does it play the full 17[*] minutes of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida during re-entry?


[*] using the superior arrangement by Bartholomew J Simpson

good grief, do you even intarweb, bro ?

You probably think those shuttle disasters we "accidents", too.

/can't tell where parody ends anymore...

Do you want ED-209? Because that's how you get YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY

Surely the fine summary should read "The German government decided to abandon nuclear fission power".
Sounds like they're finally starting to figure out how to make fusion work economically.

80/60/40 years ago, automation was going to lead to a life of leisure for everyone with a 20-hour work week.
Now those of us that are employed do the work of five people because employers are sitting on record profits and while not hiring more workers. While we have huge numbers of people that can't find work.

Chicago : You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

FloridaMan, hero of the people!