Or anyone posting anonymously

1v1 me on Rust, feget betch. Fek ur mom

The US has an exception to the rule that statesf: If a foreign diplomat is deemed a spy, fuck it. It goes back to the cold war era.

China's copying of everyone else's technology is a cancer on the world's economy

Let me state the current definition of a troll: someone who disagrees with you. There is NOBODY out there posting stupid comments on purpose to cause arguments and screw with people. I've certainly never seen it.

Africa's amazing level of civility is going to screw this up for everyone. I would immediately send UN armed troops there to guard it 24/7 and stop all flights and trains and buses out of Liberia as a precaution and punishment.

The remaining 70% are testing how much screwing with people it takes to convince them all to buy Windows 9.

One of the Window 7/8 glitches basically went like this. I changed the kernel mode drivers and now I'm going to reboot. Hey, it looks like a glorified temp file called fntcache.dat that's a cache for font-related stuff is corrupt. Should I keep loading the OS? OH HELL NO! Fuck everything! I quit! *blue screens*
Mega case of the Mondays. Seriously, who coded it to crash the entire OS if a font cache seems to be a bit off instead of regenerating or renaming it?

Microsoft: "Where we don't really give a shit until Windows 9 comes out"

The proposed name was the Bing Binger by Bing®

Why did WCS hire Barbara Streisand? She doesn't know anything about investing.

I've never met anyone who's so polarized politically that they can't actually read...until now.

1. fire artists
2. hire engineers

Don't hire people who have failed multiple projects in the past just because they were friends of the Obama campaign. At least that's what my finding determined.

THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?! I thought it was just a problem with our new computer. For the record, it only happens upon login when a computer is running a fresh install of AutoCAD 2014. At least that's been my experience. I need to go block this from WSUS immediately.