Consider that the British Isles is not particularly big so all the things that would normally be separated by hundreds of miles of deserted wilderness in US are relatively close together over here: Sellafield, Anthrax island, Porton Down, etc. If shit goes down here we don't have a spacious bolthole (Snowdonia and the Highlands don't count). This is part of the horror; nowhere to feasibly run and hide. Anywhere you think of is also where so many others will also think of as to make running pointless.

Beep beep.

Appositely enough (next lines):
... And I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride

It's silly because of what you have to put in the query.

Try differentiating between an iPad mini and an iPad 2 on a website where you don't have that luxury. Everything, HTTP headers, screen values, viewport sizes, all that jazz you'd normally use gives you the same result. You have to resort to a silly CSS @media directive in order to find out which one the user has.

Buck Futter

Candyman Candyman Candyman...

Don't try that on the tube...

Eliminate it for software, certainly. Why does the US have software patents in the first place?

Didn't you see Back to the Future? Marty McFly invented the skateboard three years later...

Only if I can have another ginnantonix. I'll get you one as well.

That still saves you $25 a month.

Fuck off, fascist.

Nicks mean nothing. It's the UID that counts.

The problem with "what they really want is a car" is it is an assumption based on sales projections and self-enrichment and has scant regard for someone's opinion. Sometimes people truly only want or need a faster horse.