v1.02

(...to the tune of "S.M.A.R.T. patrol/Mr. DNA" by Devo)

FUD Patrol / Mr. Karma Whore

He's been with the web, I'm tired of the surf-de-jour

He's been with the web, I just want to end this point-whoring tour

Afraid no one on Slashdot, understands it's a beta

I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta

FUD Patrol, nowhere to go

Slashdot posters that monitor reality

Karma whores, we post around the clock