Journal fudboy's Journal: UID Themesong
v1.02
(...to the tune of "S.M.A.R.T. patrol/Mr. DNA" by Devo)
FUD Patrol / Mr. Karma Whore
He's been with the web, I'm tired of the surf-de-jour
He's been with the web, I just want to end this point-whoring tour
Afraid no one on Slashdot, understands it's a beta
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta
FUD Patrol, nowhere to go
Slashdot posters that monitor reality
Karma whores, we post around the clock
We mod the trolls in the hole.
Wait a minute, something's wrong
He's a man with mod points
He's here to give us all +5
A little posting sacrifice
It's just webserver demand
Mr. Moderator, Mr. Karma Whore
He's an altruistic mod'er, Mr. Karma Whore
Mr. Moderator, He's here to share some points
Wait a minute, something's wrong
He's the man with mod points
His browser is pointed at Slashdot
Now we must whore karma fast, so