It's my birthday. When all of your friends are nerds, they totally forget about it.

I think this is what having a birthday on Christmas like.

I live in the Northwest Territories (northern Canada) and it's too cold and too remote for many other types of energy to be brought up. So we use oil! Environmentally friendly, eh!

What's a land line?

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

...100% of your Facebook apps! Nothing to worry about here, folks.

I name mine after elements on the periodic table. Makes for cool names and provides a numbering scheme.

...There predecessors are in their 80s and 90s now or dead. If a 70 year old isn't smarter than a dead person, then I don't understand science!

The smartest person I know works with me at an IT company. She's the only female tech... in town. She's also a student at the University of British Columbia taking science. She's going to make a lot more money than a typical IT person and only intends to have IT as a fall back career. Definitely smarter than the average man.

That's about the mass of yo momma!!

I had an obligation to this comment - sorry. :(

They're preparing them for a technological future with MACS!!

Sorry - this was obligatory. :(

A computer engineer I worked with was going through the border and was apparently not allowed to have burned CDs of software on him. He just so happened to have a very stable version of XP he didn't want to get rid of. Solution: Stick it in the CD drive, put the battery somewhere and they won't take the time to check the drive.

And I will still lack the rhythm to play this awesomeness.

Because of 'dem terrorizers!

It is similar to quantum computing. Quantum computing can be insanely fast, but it is often makes inaccurate calculations.

It's mainly about quantity, not quality. A possibly use for it is computation knowledge engines, like WolframAlpha. It would be inexpensive for computation servers, but only really useful if it was at least 98% accurate.