evil false religion (source cited: the Quran)
Out of curiosity, what would you consider a "true" (not false) religion?
And by not giving "a fuck about religious freedom," what exactly are you advocating? The thought police?
Parallel startup?
And even this is -- in my experience -- terrible on systemd. My admittedly-"old" (2009-era i7 laptop), with systemd, will sit at a (text-only) login screen for 10 seconds or so before it's responsive (type username, hit enter, password displays in cleartext because the "password:" prompt hasn't even shown up). Meanwhile, the disk is whirring away trying to start Postgres, etc. So yeah, you technically got me my login prompt nice and fast, but it's completely useless.
And, like you said, I don't reboot my laptop much (that's what suspend-to-RAM is for...), and my desktop/server just stays on all the time.
3) I like a nice big clear monitor to work on, no tablet comes close
Yeah, I find it very annoying though that high resolution monitors are still very expensive -- my tablet has a 2560x1600 display, and the entire tablet cost the same as the cheapest 2560x1600 display from newegg. I know pixel count isn't the only thing that contributes to monitor cost, but seriously, if I can buy a 2560x1600 touchscreen display + ARM SoC + 2GB RAM + stereo speakers + wifi + bluetooth +
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.