Comment Phone Conversation (Score 1) 83
Phone conversation between two data center techs:
Tech 1: "There's a cloud in the Facebook datacenter!"
Tech 2: "So? Facebook is built on cloud technology!"
Tech 1: "No I mean a real cloud!"
Tech 2: "Facebook is built on a server cloud architecture. It IS a real cloud you idiot!"
Tech 1: "There is a real cloud with real rain in the data center you geek retard! Its shutting down the servers!"
Tech 2: "Servers shutting down? Maybe the rainfall service is flooding the network with raindrop packets? That would be an emergency! Facebook's cloud is overloaded!"
Tech 1: "WTF are you talking about? There's real water in the servers. The water is causing electrical faults. Humidity is really high."
Tech 2: "There's a humidity problem? Probably the flood of raindrop packets interfered with the environmental control service.
Tech 1: "You might be on to something. Maybe that's what caused the cloud in the first place?"
Tech 2: "Caused the cloud? The environmental controls have nothing to do with the Facebook cloud!"
Tech 1: "You idiot! There is a real meteorological cloud in the data center, complete with real rain! Everything is getting wet! I'm not talking about the Facebook cloud!"
Tech 2: "So what's the problem? Just adjust the environmental controls and reduce the humidity. At least the Facebook's cloud and raindrop service are ok. You really had me worried about Facebook's cloud for a second."
Tech 1: "The entire data center is powering off you flaming moron!"
Tech 2: "Wow that's a real emergency! Facebook can't operate without its cloud!"
Tech 1: "Right. So back to the real cloud in the data center. I'm looking at it right now. Its unreal! You should see it!"
Tech 2: "Great! Now that the power is back I'll VPN in and check on the cloud. Are you seeing a lot of raindrop packets on the network?"