Good job.

The trouble with Scotland is...it's full of Scots.

Good thing they didn't forget the burn cream.

Once a series is in syndication, its value has been substantially increased.

Santa isn't real, but I still like to open presents.

Microsoft ought to have presented screens showing a "house", with "rooms" that the user could go to containing familiar objects corresponding to computer applications – for instance, a desk with pen and paper, a checkbook, and other items. Clicking on the pen and paper would open the word processor, and so forth.

You must be new here.

Have the manufacturer of the "so-called Stingray", whatever that means, change the branding or release a version called "confidential source".
After all, one of those "so-called Stingrays" killed Steve Irwin.

I think you're right. Chewie, turn the ship around!

nuke-ya-ler

You! Alright! I learned it by watching you.

But what if it's Scottish?...

Your analogy makes no sense.
The vaccine is Dr. Phil and the cancer is DJ Jazzy Jeff getting thrown outta the house.

mostly....

He said, "Never let them Klingon."