zawarski - Slashdot User

Comment Meet the new boss... (Score 0) 403

by zawarski on Tuesday November 20, 2012 @02:00PM (#42044083) Attached to: Senate Bill Rewrite Lets Feds Read Your E-mail Without Warrants

..same as the old boss...

Comment It's bigger... (Score 2, Funny) 96

by zawarski on Tuesday September 11, 2012 @11:46PM (#41308755) Attached to: Synthetic Materials Set New World Record For Greatest Amount of Surface Area

...on the inside!

Comment You're waiting for a train,.. (Score 1) 107

by zawarski on Friday August 17, 2012 @02:38PM (#41027383) Attached to: Researchers Find 'Mind-Control' Gaming Headsets Can Leak Users' Secrets

a train that will take you far away...

Comment Re:Programming for programmings "own sake" (Score 1) 276

by zawarski on Tuesday March 06, 2012 @06:50PM (#39267747) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Do Kids Still Take Interest In Programming For Its Own Sake?

We do it for the chicks.

Comment Crop rotation in the 14th century was ... (Score 1) 243

by zawarski on Sunday February 26, 2012 @09:38PM (#39168199) Attached to: Study Suggests Climate Change-Induced Drought Caused the Mayan Collapse

... considerably more widespread after John Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator.

Comment Re:And so begins... (Score 1) 134

by zawarski on Saturday January 07, 2012 @01:19AM (#38619250) Attached to: Researchers Create First Genetically Modified Monkeys

I hate you all! From chimpan-a to chimpan-z!

Comment Just because tens of millions of Americans did it. (Score 1) 464

by zawarski on Tuesday January 03, 2012 @08:42PM (#38580122) Attached to: Why Do All Movie Tickets Cost the Same?

.. doesn't make it right...

Comment Same punishment for carpool lane violators.... (Score 1) 551

by zawarski on Monday January 02, 2012 @12:30PM (#38563852) Attached to: In New Zealand, a System To Watch for Disabled Parking Violators

... death penalty. That will make them think twice, as well as finally proving a credible argument for capital punishment as an effective deterrent!

Comment I hate you all.. (Score 1) 149

by zawarski on Saturday December 31, 2011 @02:01PM (#38549418) Attached to: Orangutans To Skype Between Zoos With iPads

from chimpan-a to chimpan-z!

Comment Re:No ill effects until (Score 1) 126

by zawarski on Thursday November 24, 2011 @02:08PM (#38159734) Attached to: Electronic Contact Lens Displays Pixels On the Eye

That rabbits a killer! Look at the bones, man!

Comment How about a test called "Avoidance of Errors".... (Score 1) 240

by zawarski on Monday November 21, 2011 @02:05PM (#38126256) Attached to: DNA Test To Determine Kids' Sports Futures

https://www.23andme.com/health/Avoidance-of-Errors/ .. had the dna thing done for ancestry and noticed this was only $10 more. Checked the box before really thinking about how the results might be viewed by teachers, future employers, myself...

Comment Thats Incredible! (Score 1) 224

by zawarski on Monday September 26, 2011 @12:13PM (#37516592) Attached to: Irish Man's Death Ruled Spontaneous Combustion

I remember seeing this on "That's Incredbile". Dang, Cathy Lee Crosby was so hot back then, I am surprised she didn't spontaneous combust! http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Cathy_Lee_Crosby/21276/cathy_lee_crosby_photo_7.jpg Though today, not so much.. http://im.in.com/connect/images/profile/oct2009/Cathy_Lee_Crosby_300.jpg

Comment Re:NOOOOOO!! (Score 1) 74

by zawarski on Sunday September 18, 2011 @01:14AM (#37432322) Attached to: Making Facebook Self Healing

Nuke it from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.

Comment Re:9/11, reflecting on Americans acting the Coward (Score 0) 804

by zawarski on Sunday September 11, 2011 @11:35AM (#37368506) Attached to: Marking 10 Years Since 9/11/2001

Brilliant. Thanks for taking the time. RAZ

Comment As Chris Rock said... (Score 0) 464

by zawarski on Friday August 19, 2011 @03:27PM (#37146932) Attached to: American Grant Writing: Race Matters

"None of ya would change places with me! And I'm rich! That's how good it is to be white!"

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