Comment Re:Open source was never safer (Score 3, Interesting) 582
Closed source is not inherently safer. Raymond's proposition is theoretically sound, however in actual practice, the NSA has "many eyes"...
Comment Re:The NSA is becoming a new God for "True Believe (Score 1) 171
Turn on your Heartbleed,
Let it shine, wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For the NSA to see...
Comment Re:How do you do your taxes? (Score 2) 386
I just mail the IRS the lifeless bodies of my children...
Comment Re:LOLOLOL (Score 2) 165
I am still getting my PDP 11/70 ported to Raspberry Pi. RT11 and RSTS.
Comment Re:Black Holes Swallowing Stars (Score 1, Funny) 31
So, like Kim Kardashian giving Kris Humphries a blowjob?
This is SO WRONG!
It's more like Hugh Grant and Divine Brown.
Comment The Best Way To View The Blood Moon (Score 1) 146
Is in TV, or YouTube, on a big LCD.
The out-of-doors is alright for some chaps. That's why we allow them to be game preserve wardens, and North Sea rig crews.
Comment Re:fixing the parent posting (Score 1) 311
Let's consult the NIST algorithm, shall we?
Journal Journal: So, If The Supremes Say Money is Speech? 3
You'd have to consider that the Constitution guarantees the right to free speech and wonder about transitive principles - where's the free money?
And if the US Government can confiscate money as taxes, aren't they suppressing free speech rights?
Comment Re:fixing the parent posting (Score 5, Funny) 311
They would only need confidence in the random distribution of holes in the target.
Goddamn mathematician wasting precious ammunition to have a statistics wank-fest after MY goddamn zombie apocalypse?
I'd put a random distribution of holes in his worthless head!
Comment Meet me at Molotov's! (Score 1) 167
I'm sure you'll have something interesting, worth recording!
Comment Re:It's not a bug (Score 1) 149
I think that NSA has good coverage and analysis tools. They probably knew of Heartbleed, and they probably know of dozens more flaws like this.
I will be glad, when they cease to exist.
Comment Re:Beta Sucks (Score 1) 65
Thames Valley? Hardly a desert, m'boy! Except culturally. Norman churches. That's still the talk of the town!
Comment Re:Frosty (Score 0) 101
"Google for your 'one ring'! Get your 'one ring' here at Google!"
Comment Re:Perhaps... (Score 1) 270
One turd, not several. Wow.
Comment WELCOME TO THE DESERT OF THE REAL (Score 1) 65
Here's your 3D dustbowl.
It's not like clean, potable water is a limited and in-demand resource for anything more valuable than looking at Minecraft, or architectural renderings of a new home for Larry Ellison.
