If you knew EU bureaucracy, you'd get the joke.

I've been on the internet too long. I've seen them all. Small boobs, large boobs, boobs that have their own zip code and boobs that make it necessary to check further south to determine their owner's sex because it could well be a guy (and to make matters worse, yes, I've even seen guys who'd probably profit from wearing a bra and thanks a bunch for reminding me of that picture...).

There's simply nothing special about any kind of tits anymore. Unless they can do some sort of trick like juggling balls or something they're just another pair of boobs. Let's be blunt here, after you've seen a few thousands, it gets boring.

Probably, but if you're pushing 60, a nude pic won't end your career. People would probably pay to NOT have to look at it.

I'd guess Saint Steve wouldn't mind. As long as it sells, who gives a fuck?

No, but it's tempting to use it. It's pretty much slapped in your face, it's free and it's buzzword-compliant. Very hard to say no for Joe Randomuser.

It doesn't matter because idiocy. Not boobs.

We informed, we taught, we blogged, we ranted, we raved, all 'til we turned blue in the face and had carpal tunnel, but people didn't want to listen and ... ohhhh shiny!

Now, my (not too) sincerest apologies if I feel a wee bit ... well, why not outright call it satisfied, yes, satisfied, that this happened. No, we were not fearmongering, no we were not crying wolf, no, we were not scaridy-cats.

WE WERE BLOODY RIGHT, DAMMIT!

Nah, all the alcohol washes that right out of the system.

Well, since Dresden is in Germany and Germany is in the EU, going the long way around is usually how it's done...

With pretty good reliability, any "report" like that is followed by someone direly needing taxpayer funding to provide ... whatever, ignoring that profit originally was supposed to be reinvested instead of dumped on some idiots that are already overpaid.

Last you checked? So you were there and saw the tanks, troops, whatever invade Ukraine?

If not, how can you be certain it's not part of the media war?

Do what I do, stop caring and move inland. Let the deniers settle at the shore and shoot them when they try to outrun the flood.

Yes, people found listeners because the listeners were looking. Because they HAD TO look.

Today, no looking is needed. If you build a small burger joint at the corner and you're the only one in town, people will eventually come to you. If McD opens a branch at every other corner, nobody needs to seek you out.

Last I heard a lot of companies side with drug dealers, hookers and other shady subjects. All of them accept cash, ya know?

The freedom to speak is worthless if there is nobody to listen to you. In other words, nobody hears you scream on the internet, unless you're screaming where everyone is listening.

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