Luckily, everyone used up their mod points upvoting the cock holster remark, so no one was left to downvote your idiocy into oblivion when you posted as AC, then logged back in and upvoted your own dumbass opinion.

Let me see if I understand this correctly. You want people to remain ignorant so that they can trick themselves into thinking homeopathic treatments work. I'm too terrified by the prospect to even come up with a clever insult.

That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.

The internet isn't "taking away" anything. Stop trying to make it sound like an aggressive action. People can't be forced to give up their religion. Even if you beat it out of them, all you can really do, at best, is prevent them from practicing it when people are looking at them. But I suppose "How the internet is convincing people to be less religious" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

"This change to our product is not directly customer impacting..."

It's almost as if by transferring your domain away, you're no longer a customer!

When I was in high school, one of our teachers told us voodoo magic was real, and that contrary to popular belief, it would work on you even if you didn't believe in it. Try to make teachers talk about astrology and you'll end up with them going around the classroom with shit like, "That's because you're a Virgo".

Morse code is not an acceptable excuse to be an annoying asshole.

If you want to have a lame April Fool's joke, that's fine, but done have autoplaying beeping. There's no purpose for that, other than enticing people to track you down and beat you with a rusty pipe.

Infrared essentially blocks out normal vision. While this may be useful as wearable computing, it wouldn't be useful if you had to poke around in your eye every time you needed to switch back to normal vision.

This looks like DayZ, but with magic. Where as DayZ seems to have a love-it-or-hate-it vibe, this just looks lame.

I have to wonder why this hasn't been done sooner. We've known of the benefits of cooling the body before surgery, as outlined in the article. In fact, I'm pretty sure we've been doing it since the 50s. That being the case, why has it taken so long to get to this point?

Why would anyone want to ask this dipshit anything? He's not even funny anymore.

Some random tool wants to do something. Is he doing it? No? Get back to us when it's not a non-event.

I almost clicked on the link, but then I saw it was buzzfeed. You can safely assume the whole "story" is clickbait nonsense.

Make a sequel of Daikatana, loaded with all of those elements in abundance. They'll immediately stop being cool.