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Comment: Re:Idiot Parents (Score 1) 569

> His mother, Brenda Willson, says her son is innocent and does not smoke, drink or have tattoos. "He would never swat," she says.

With a mother as stupid as this, no wonder he's behaving like an asshole.

Remember kids: not having tattoos renders you incapable of committing a crime. Tattoos are satan's personal transport to your butthole, or however we're saying crime happens nowadays. What a retarded way to defend someone's character.

Comment: Star Wars? (Score 2) 72

by rebelwarlock (#49134169) Attached to: Star Wars-Style "Bionic Hand' Fitted To First Patients
Yeah, the bionic hand is great and all, but what in the actual fuck does it have to do with Star Wars? Besides the one throwaway sentence at the start of the article, nothing. Fluffy bullshit is bullshit. Here's a better link (to a PDF) from The Lancet:

No more page views for clickbaiting whores from Telegraph, please.

Comment: That title... (Score 1) 218

That's... probably more sexist than what they're attempting to study. What they're saying is that either women are incapable of brilliance, or they're so insecure that they get scared off by big hefty expectations. Holy shit, guys. Was this found in a time capsule from the 50s or something?

Comment: My favorite part (Score 1) 182

by rebelwarlock (#48772009) Attached to: Four Facepalm Bugs In USPS Label-Printing Site
Now they're actually trying to bury the fact that Benny Hill is writing this verbal diarrhea by neglecting to put the warning in the summary we all got used to seeing. So before Ben 10 shows up and whines "but wut i r wrong about?", you're wrong about the entire fucking premise. None of these are bugs. Also, you're an idiot.

An inclined plane is a slope up. -- Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play"