This summary is just a bunch of silly bullshit with vague references to actual news.
more than one pundit is wondering whether the tech industry will shift into 'fear mode,' which could be bad for the so-called 'unicorns' that need funders to keep partying like it's 1999
Fuck you. Go to jail. This isn't buzzfeed.
I'll take a keyboard that omits Caps Lock wherever they put the 6.
No one's forcing you to use full caps, and I don't think it's wise to encourage removing it. Why should I have to pay for a special "programming keyboard" just to be able to do SQL?
If you have cataracts, you might want to purchase a full reprint while you can still read it.
The summary is only five sentences long, and you had to use one to be an asshole?
Because 1) these geniuses don't know how to do a hyperlink, and 2) the article is completely worthless aside from a link to a page that links to the PDF.
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...