I run everything as root because YOLO. I'm not gonna be guessing perms and retyping commands, son. I got shit to do.

The summary reads like it was written by Buzzfeed. It's also a top 100 list. Hovering over the link, it appears to be nature.com, but I'm going to err on the side of caution and not click on it.

Try $4k+

Looks ugly and boring to me.

Just one line in the summary gives it away:

This doesn't seem like news to me! I'm shocked and appalled!

Those are Cheerios.

Yeah, I know Jenny McCarthy's name too. That doesn't mean she isn't a pile of shit.

I actually tried to read the article, but their images which are supposedly irrefutable proof are all broken. Good job, geniuses.

I'm just here to read the comments about what an utter piece of shit Bennet Hasselhoff is. Seriously, Ben 10 is the least qualified person to write about anything. I'd rather ask a hobo for advice, because at least then I'd be asking and not assaulted with random horseshit from Chris Benoit.

"it's not impossible, meaning it is possible."

You don't say.

I'm going to need a lot more than he said she said to believe a word of this.

I'm going to need to hear a lot more than he said she said to believe a word of this.

That would solve so many problems. Never going to happen, but since we're talking about making people do silly bullshit because it's cheaper, let's make a list:

- Don't have any pets. They aren't strictly necessary anyway. Sure, they improve our quality of life and many studies show they can increase our lifespan, but fuck that noise.
- Only eat Government Mandated Nutrient Paste. Taste receptors? What are you, a hedonist?
- No more chairs, sofas, etc. You shouldn't be relaxing anyway. Any time spent not working is wasted, and you can work standing. Speaking of which...
- Observe Government Mandated Sleeping Hours. We need you to sleep the exact minimum amount of time to not be worthless.

I could go on, but why bother? This guy is such a complete moron, he probably doesn't even realize my list isn't a collection of sincere advice.

Why are they suggesting skipping straight to this hot mess instead of using a simple and well tested algorithm?

Former military person seeking IT job.