Leatherface, chainsaw . . . ?

MADD is the modern day Women's Christian Temperance Union: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

Those are the folks who brought Prohibition to the US, with disastrous consequences. They are just flexing their muscles a bit. After they successful ban powdered alcohol everywhere, they will start going after other fringe alcohol products, like Jello-shots, alco-pops or whatever those damn kids on my lawn are drinking these days.

Snort? The most effective way to get your kick is to do your black pepper in enema or rectal suppository form.

Yes, kids, DO try this at home!

Hey, we're talking about the Teamsters' Union here; as in, "Where are you, Jimmy Hoffa?" They are continuously re-watching "Mad Max: The Road Warrior," and getting all leathered-up, with mini-crossbows on their wrists. When those robot trucks hit the roads, they will meet unfortunate "accidents".

Dear Windows 10 . . . can you just go back to being Windows 7 . . . ?

Thanks, your PolygamousRanchKid . . . and don't claim that you didn't know that I was your son!

1. Drive around a Walmart parking lot.
2. Find a car that looks exactly like yours.
3. Write down the license plate number.
4. Get an ex-con to make you a new license plate with the same number.
5. Profit! . . . um, I guess I mean Privacy!

There is one small catch . . . if you happen to copy the license plate of a criminal, things could get complicated . . .

Yes, but since the sun never sets on the British Empire, somewhere in the world, it's before mid-day . . .

It's high time that we discuss the lack of Pod Diversity in the IT Industry. Over 50% of important US government officials are actually pods. But only 5% in the IT Industry. Although, they mostly hold managerial positions, where a lack of humanity goes easily unnoticed.

I believe this is because IT Workers are smart enough to use fire extinguishers to fight the Pods . . .

. . . or was that another movie, and I am getting confused . . . ?

There was a MAKE a while back about this. The Model M has old school wiring that you can tap with simple TTL logic chips, and use to control one of those personal defense shockers. At the end of the shocker, you attach a kitten.

Presto! Every time you hit a key, the kitten gets a shock and squeals.

Model M keyboards were real "Big Iron" and will last forever. Unfortunately, kittens are not so robust, and need to be replaced regularly.

. . . and if a Democrat wins the Presidency in 2016, the same thing will happen, but the President will claim, "The cat ate my emails!"