Comment Re:FFS (Score 4, Funny) 53
In the UK the joke doesn't count if it's after mid-day anyway.
Yes, but since the sun never sets on the British Empire, somewhere in the world, it's before mid-day . . .
In the UK the joke doesn't count if it's after mid-day anyway.
Yes, but since the sun never sets on the British Empire, somewhere in the world, it's before mid-day . . .
It's high time that we discuss the lack of Pod Diversity in the IT Industry. Over 50% of important US government officials are actually pods. But only 5% in the IT Industry. Although, they mostly hold managerial positions, where a lack of humanity goes easily unnoticed.
I believe this is because IT Workers are smart enough to use fire extinguishers to fight the Pods . . .
. . . or was that another movie, and I am getting confused . . . ?
There was a MAKE a while back about this. The Model M has old school wiring that you can tap with simple TTL logic chips, and use to control one of those personal defense shockers. At the end of the shocker, you attach a kitten.
Presto! Every time you hit a key, the kitten gets a shock and squeals.
Model M keyboards were real "Big Iron" and will last forever. Unfortunately, kittens are not so robust, and need to be replaced regularly.
if a republican wins the presidency in 2016, I'm sure it will be a matter of days until we are invading Iran.
. . . and if a Democrat wins the Presidency in 2016, the same thing will happen, but the President will claim, "The cat ate my emails!"
We're all unemployed, you insensitive clod!
So, think about it more closely. H1-Bs now have your jobs. And are slacking off while working and reading Slashdot. But the April 1st jokes are not funny, and the H1-Bs do not understand them. So, they are not laughing like you used to.
So . . . you win!
I think.
We can imagine that the horse is pink.
It depends on how long you cook it. Horses ordered "rare" are still a bit bloody inside, "medium" are pink, but "well-done" are greyish.
Windows 10? No thanks, I'll wait for Windows 9, the good version they skipped.
I'm waiting for Windows 11. Most OSes only go up to 10, but Windows will go up to 11.
Well, now he is saying:
Basketball players
Basketball players basketball players, etc . . .
I am no fan of the NBA, but if it lured Ballmer out of the IT industry, and keeps him out . . . I will love the NBA . . .
At a price of $350, it's hardly expensive for a watch.
It's not a watch. It's a fashion accessory. And nobody who is somebody would be caught dead wearing a $350 version . . . Apple is going after the folks who will dish out $10,000 for a watch: http://www.engadget.com/2015/0...
$350 for a watch? How vulgar and ordinary!
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
