I would probably shoot my fucking eye out, kid.

"Who let the photons out?"

"PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW"

Black is the new white.

Slashdot is the new AOL.

I just puked a little bit in my mouth.

Slashdot beta reminds me of HuffPo. It loads slow and looks gay.

Is there a Firefox plugin to remove all images and videos from pages on a site-by-site basis? Maybe Adblock filters or something?

Dice is really jumping the shark with this.

I just pooped a brown troll into my diaper.

I am a citizen of the USA.

I would like to purchase dolphin meats for personal use as foodstuffs.

URL?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

To the tune of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" :

I was born in America
Where I'm often told I'm free

I voted for the piece of shit
Who told that lie to me

I prick my finger next to you
At the all-you-can-eat buffet

I can't afford to move abroad
Trapped in the USA

I dreamed I was a dinosaur
A mighty fearsome beast
All day I'd run and hunt for fun
On weaker beasts I'd feast

Then I thought "I am a man,
the fiercest beast of all"
And then I went and hunted down
A giant pretzel at the mall.

1. make passbook
2. lose passbook
3. ???
4. profit!

True dat.

Got rid of my last Pentium III laptop last month, gave it to a woman who wanted her 4 year old kid to leave mommy's laptop alone :) It was my knocking-around-in-the-truck-don't-care-if-it-gets-stolen machine. Debian ran great on it, and as far as I know it still does.

The rest of my machines are various Pentium 4 and Pentium M boxes with the exception of a recently acquired dual-core laptop. Linux runs great on them, too. Only problem I have is USB, they don't have 2.0 onboard so I use cards.

In related news, "bath salts" will now be known as "Intel salts".

ERMAGHERD!

Badgers.

Ice Badgers.

Look Out for the, Ice, Badgers.

!

Bruce Schneier is so cool, Chuck Norris asks for HIS autographs.

Yes, plural.

Autographs.

He has several.

I have seen Bruce. He does not look to have been raised on a diet of microwave-oven-food and candy, therefore he is not qualified to work for the TSA.

Carry on.