They found out that Soylent News is People!
how maek babby?
No, we never had hackers. Duh.
A multimeter once bit my sister.
I would probably shoot my fucking eye out, kid.
"Who let the photons out?"
"PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW"
Black is the new white.
Slashdot is the new AOL.
I just puked a little bit in my mouth.
Slashdot beta reminds me of HuffPo. It loads slow and looks gay.
Is there a Firefox plugin to remove all images and videos from pages on a site-by-site basis? Maybe Adblock filters or something?
Dice is really jumping the shark with this.
I just pooped a brown troll into my diaper.
I am a citizen of the USA.
I would like to purchase dolphin meats for personal use as foodstuffs.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
To the tune of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" :
I was born in America
Where I'm often told I'm free
I voted for the piece of shit
Who told that lie to me
I prick my finger next to you
At the all-you-can-eat buffet
I can't afford to move abroad
Trapped in the USA
I dreamed I was a dinosaur
A mighty fearsome beast
All day I'd run and hunt for fun
On weaker beasts I'd feast
Then I thought "I am a man,
the fiercest beast of all"
And then I went and hunted down
A giant pretzel at the mall.
1. make passbook
2. lose passbook
Got rid of my last Pentium III laptop last month, gave it to a woman who wanted her 4 year old kid to leave mommy's laptop alone
The rest of my machines are various Pentium 4 and Pentium M boxes with the exception of a recently acquired dual-core laptop. Linux runs great on them, too. Only problem I have is USB, they don't have 2.0 onboard so I use cards.