Dell just has to suggest a workaround "Recommend you plug in an external $5 speaker"

That's hardly a reasonable workaround for a laptop computer.

Huh? I've lived rurally most of my life. None of the people I live near, or myself, are under any illusion of police being here within the half hour, and I can't imagine how we ever would be. Fortunately our rural fire brigade (bless those good men and women) have first aid & CPR training which makes a difference, but actual policing is done by things that go 'woof' and things that go 'bang'.

Heat hopefully won't be an issue. Let's hope heat output scales at least somewhat with component size that is 98% smaller.

And why would it do that? A given voltage drop multiplied by the current through it equates to a certain wattage of heat dissipation, regardless of the size of the package.

You have no business sending me CMYK images. I decide on the CMYK formula to use based on my press specs (which I sent you but you never read) and your ICC profile + RGB image.

I might need to print your image on two different presses with two different dotgains (o hai there username), which would necessitate two different CMYK files from you in this case.