Yes, but what if one of the snipers breaks a law? Hmmm? Who snipes the snipers?
Fine, fine, I'll do it.
I bet if Islam allowed alcohol they'd all be a lot less cranky.
Some of the crankiest people I knew were fundies living in dry counties in Texas. You may be on to something.
Additionally, any violations of these laws will result in life imprisonment for the board of directors and all executives.
Not harsh enough. They should be forced to get root canals from dentistry students getting their instructions live via videos streamed over that company's network. [ Any other ideas? ]
While at the same time being forced to watch Battlefield Earth over Google's fiber optic network.
With your bare hands?!?