Prime rib roast = roast beef.

Dinner was a 12lb prime rib roast, Frenched green beans, mashed potatoes with horseradish, glazed carrots, Yorkshire pudding and gravy.

Lemon tarts for desert.

I only needed a recipe for the lemon curd, (tart filling) the rest I can prepare without guidance.

Also

There = over there
They're = they are
Their = belonging to them

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

And the government won't either. It's a struggle keeping church and state separate, but worth it. For the most part the west has gotten rid of ridiculous blasphemy laws.

Call me impaired then, it sounded legit to me.

Me too, and I cooked roast beef because I'm tired of turkey dinners.

That was a coup, let's see what I can get away with at Christmas.

All you have to do to offend a Christian is question his God.

Thanks. I will definitely try that. I have a buddy who has some nice zippy pepper plants, I'm sure I could get something to start with. Yeah, that would be a very nice addition.
My mother shows up once a year with a bushel of awesome tomatoes from a friends farm and I can them. I'd probably try cherry tomatoes in the window, but I hear you.

I grow herbs in my living room window.

Rosemary, basil, chives, oregano, sage, thyme. They are very happy there in a nice looking scaffold sitting in front of the window.

I may grow vegetables in the future, I'll practice on herbs in the mean time.

Your attack on atheism is funny. It's certainly easier than defense.

You're all assholes because you don't believe the crap I believe, I find that insulting, and calling you names is the only avenue left to me to defend my fairy tale god.

Good work dude.