Man, wouldn't that be great? Catholics ruling the country! Just what our founding fathers wanted! Because Catholicism just makes sense! We can kill prisoners and then imprison women who have abortions! It's just so logical. Yup, those Catholics really have it figured out. All our little boys will undoubtedly enjoy all the attention from the priests.
Yup, if I had to decide where to send my child for education, I'd send them to school with an organization that has had absolutely NO HISTORY OF ABUSING CHILDREN like the Catholic church. Yup, the Catholic church is the best place to send my kid. They would never be abused there, under god's watchful eye! Ohh and they'd learn all about how evolution is a lie! Don't forget that important fact! Imagine where society would be if we let our children believe THAT horrible "theory".