The Trojan Horse was in Troy.
Look they don't actually have to do anything. Just say it and win the war. The enemy just jumps off a cliff while pissing his pants. This is what the the TSA is all about. We just piss and jump.
Dentist stand behind a lead shield and the patient wears a lead apron that covers the gonads.
A certain percentage bounce back. The rest pass through and are absorbed or lost in other directions from the detectors.
The X-rays stop in a thin layer of skin. That's funny.
I worry more about the danger of putting my groin into these things. Will my children have leukaemia and other hereditary genetic damage. Where the hell is the damn nuclear regulatory commission on this? Because this is their mandate.
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!