And almost as newsworthy:
Tesla runs out of toilet paper in the men's WC's of their factory!!
[...]because we thought that Snowden might be on board.
So, it was you all the time, eh?
What happens is that I was thought arithmetic in basic school.
So, let me tell you a popular tale from the icy steppes of Flevoland:
Once upon a time there were two very poor fellows living at the age of a desert (the dreaded Flevoland Badlands, you may have heart about them!). They needed to cross this terrible desert in 10 days and as they were so darn poor the only were able to buy a single piece of bread. This bread would be able to feed the tow of them for eleven days, enough to get them through the desert and with a bit of margin for the worst case.
They walked for two days under the unmerciful Flevolandian sun and met a beggar who had nothing to eat.
The poor fellows took pity of the beggar and decided to share their food and fate with him despite the fact that they knew that they would have to fast for the last and hardest part of the way.
And so they walked for for more days and then, at the seventh day they arrived at a local football club, and they said "You know what? I don't know these guys over there, but for no good reason I'm just going to give them the bread we have left.No idea why, I just kinda fancy it"
And that's the story. Got the morale?
No, of course
I will explain it to you:
The ones that are stealing the bread of your children is not me, it's THEM. Because if you only have one bread to feed you and have to share it your part will be reduced, and the more sharing the bread the less part they will have.
If you have no choice but to share with a friend, a needed person or an EXISTING child, you may be honoured by this sacrifice...
But willingly bring more people to the world that did neither exist before not asked to come is absolutely batshit crazy, its' sadomasochism. Nobody will be happier having less to eat, or do you know a means by which a division can produce a higher result as it's factors?
I presume that your idea of happily shitting more bald apes into the world is based on a religion's dogmas, right?
;) Gotcha mate. Big Dady Pimp in Da Sky is not going to feed you with Abracadabra Sweets.
Nobody gets any tax cuts for other people, neither children nor elderly not normal.
Your "children's" oil is MY oil too.. and I DON'T DRIVE A CAR
Yur children are dumping their own polution on teir planet and the more children the more pollution... and remmeber: it is MY PLANET too.
And what you are actually saying is that you are planning on having childnre JUST so that they can suffer from pollution?
Why?
I do't have children, I dont' drive cars and I am extremely concious of what I do and what I don't, and yet, I have to pay for other people's vices and stupidity.
And just for nothing becaue you don't need children for nothing.
What has your "sight" to do with undermining the liberties of the rest of the people?
What do you feel so "unshortsighted" about the fact that I have to pay extra taxes for YOUR children to be in daycare?
And that MY water is crap because YOUR children use diapers made from MY trees?
Or that MY health insurance bill is higher because of YOUR children making extra use of it?
That MY grocery lsit becomes more expensive because of YOUR children needing more food?
And if it were that you are talking about existing children that are right now on the planet... but what you meant is jsut to bring more people to the planet, peolple that do not exist yet and taht nobody has any need for them to be here.
Are you willing to pay ME all the extra costs of YOU having extra children? Well, in this case I have no problem.
I heard reports from people smoking grass while listening to The Meteors
"Sitting for long hours watching scantily dressed ladies perform callisthenic exertions in company of well endowed lads" ?
Now I understand it all!
Oh wait...
Are you Bob by chance?
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.