But people love the Power Glove, it's so bad. Hollywood even told me so.

4 camels a year, a top bunk in the cave barracks, and a an account at Hassan's House of Hummus.
No health/vision/dental, but the life policy has the standard 72 virgin payout.

Just make sure no one is searching for cookware while you plan out your Backpack trip to Iraq.

Brings forth the mental image of Ballmer looking critically while interns strain to hold up a couch, saying "Two inches to the left. Hrm, ok, now two inches to the right. Now another two inches to the left..." for an hour before having them set the couch back down exactly where it was.

Sam Vimes.

But without corners in the cardinal directions, how will they properly control the Feng Shui of the place?
They need a life sized iron statue of a previous emperor in eastern corner with a 1m wide deep red carpeted pathway surrounded by broad leaf potted plants with an exit out a SW door to direct the flow of "Get blown up by meteors" energy out of the building.

A cylinder would leak Strength energies all over the place, making the obviously superior Chinese concrete as weak and brittle as worthless non-Chinese concrete and dooming it to fail like any other non-Chinese product. Just ask any government official.

It may be time to execute a change of topic. These puns couldn't slay anyone.

That's the idea of this patent. The system will let you know if what you wrote in an email about shady dealings will be incriminating, so you can re-word it.
It's a lawyer in a box helping you facilitate shady actions with minimal discoverable evidence.

Nah, but they do have routing loop issues from houses having multiple lines.

So crabs have an ideal meat to shell ratio they must conform to?

Sounds to me like they're thickening their armor plating. Same meat + thicker shell = larger crab with less incentive for predators to try to munch on. Adaptation in motion.

Well if the metal is storing the energy, then that makes it an energy storage device doesn't it?

Or are AA alkalines not batteries in your view?

You will be legally required to register a facebook account and post your personal details to it.
What's the point of a "let people with money and their appointed agents spy on the sheep" bill without anything to spy on?

Blasphemy.
Inventing something implies he did not know it already.

The Omnipotent Lord our Jobs willed the internet into existence when humanity was ready to ascend one step closer to true enlightenment.

Middle of the US: $50/month for 5meg cable, $60/month for 3meg DSL (clightly better coverage so they can force the people just past city limits to pay extra), or $20/month for 56k dialup (hasn't changed price or capabilities in over 15 years).

I wish I could say this small town atmosphere trades technological opportunity for safety, I really do. But we've had two incidents of crazies shooting at the cops and 3 murders within spitting distance of my house so far this year...